For the love of pugs: If pugs could talk....

The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor. --Margot Kaufman, American writer

Why Being a Pug is so very, very good:
1. No one expects you to take a bath every day.
2. If it itches, you can scratch it.
3. There's no such thing as "bad" food.
4. A bone can entertain you for hours.
5. If you grow hair in weird places, no one notices.
6. You can lie around all day without worrying about being fired.
7. You don't get in trouble for putting your head in a stranger's lap.
8. You're always excited to see the same people.
9. Having big feet is considered an asset.
10. Puppy love can last.
11. Your people think your snoring is "cute."
12. You get to take up as much of the bed as you want.
13. Your people don't seem to mind it when you sneeze in their faces or even on their food.
14. A pathetic look is worth a thousand treats.
15. You have raised the act of passing gas to an art form, and some people even find it endearing.
16. Two words: People Food
17. Licking your humans legs after their bath is not only acceptable, it is expected.
18. You get to sit on the best chair in the house, because its yours.
19. You get to strategically place toys all over the house.
20. Farting in bed is ok.
21. Constant licking of the furniture is ok.
22. This face was made for pouting.
23. You get the best spot in the bed.
24. No one cares if you leave little brown rings on the rugs.
25. It's easy to convince your person you'd rather be carried up the stairs.
26. Normal derogatory remarks about weight like fatso, marshmallow butt and ton of pug are a sign of affection to a Pug.

Source: Submitted by Pugnacious

For the love of pugs

Sunday, April 11, 2010

If pugs could talk....

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